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Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

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this line just really means a lot to me. 


this line just really means a lot to me. 

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I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

(Source: cutielife)

via stop harry.
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  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
via Bad Wolf.
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please tell me i’m not the only one who has a mom who asks me to help her flip her mattress and she forgets that she hides her dildo under it


the weird part was not finding the dildo (i have accidentally stumbled upon other ‘things’ before), but more the awkward moment when you lift the mattress and you both stare at it in silence…

i love reading all these awkward stories you guys add omg




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I’m used to it
— The saddest thing you can hear someone say. (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: suckingonlarry)

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i love my wife


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